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So they think $10,000 is a lot?

My book is a masterpiece, magnificent and excellent novel. You could earn at least $10,000 to one million dollar from my best novel. The readers would turn the pages in pleasure to find the consequences of the story.

It’s Christmas season, so all I’m going to say is God bless your pointy little head.

I just love this!

slushpilehell:

Dear Honorable and Respected Literary Agent / Patron. Hope this email finds you in mesmerizing happiness and prosperity . At the outset, a triumphant privilege to be writing to you. I am emailing you my entire Poetry Book which is 607 pages as an attachment.

Obviously I’m in mesmerizing happiness and prosperity. I’m a literary agent. Duh.